‘#NotMyMarmotsMayor’! @redsteeze torches de Blasio, PETA in blaze of glory

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NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio is bummed over Eric Holder’s resignation:

From civil rights to criminal justice, we are a safer and fairer country because of Eric Holder’s remarkable service. pic.twitter.com/kOTgz3Z57F

— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 25, 2014

But you know what should really be bothering him? The fact that he may very be guilty of groundhog homicide, brought on by a bad case of butterfingers:

.@BilldeBlasio You killed a groundhog.

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

More from The Washington Free Beacon:

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio was holding up Chuck, the “Punxutawney Phil” of New York, on Feb. 2 when he infamously fumbled the winter-weather prognosticator, who fell nearly six feet to the ground.

The groundhog was found dead a week later. Now, the New York Post reports that there may have been a zoo coverup to keep de Blasio—and the public—from finding out about the details of the innocent beast’s demise.

This has all the trappings of a major scandal. PETA should be all over this.

@ReeseDelaney Our statement: http://t.co/P27K64mia1

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

Here’s said statement:

PETA statement on groundhog

That’s it, PETA? That’s all you’ve got? New York City resident and master Twitter troll @redsteeze, for one, isn’t going to stand for that kind of half-assery:

.@peta @ReeseDelaney Wait.. The guy who dropped the groundhog isn't to blame but the organizers who have never killed one are? haha wow

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | DeBlasio | | Killed | | Me | | ______| (__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ”

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

Last known photograph pic.twitter.com/YDvqjcndRG

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

https://t.co/fWCWadJXF6

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

@redsteeze It was an accident that never would have occurred had the organizers stopped using groundhogs: http://t.co/CPA8o0ayGv

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

"Accident" RT @peta @redsteeze It was an accident that never would have occurred had the organizers stopped using groundhogs:

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

.@peta How many groundhogs were killed accidentally before Mayor McDeath got his claws around one?

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

@redsteeze You would have to ask the zoo that loans them out.

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

A punt to the zoo? Oh, PETA … we expect better from you.

Shorter @peta – "You're free to kill any animal you want as long as we agree with your politics." #RipCharlotte

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

That’s pretty much how it works, yeah.

cc @peta https://t.co/VAIcnsekTH

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

.@peta So zero. The answer is zero. Zero groundhogs have died until Mayor of Dead Groundhog City got ahold of one.

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

.@peta Can tell you right now you're not racking up any good guy points among the marmota community right now in their time of grief.

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

.@peta #NotMyMarmotsMayor

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

Seriously, PETA, what kind of game are you playing?

Oh I get it ….. https://t.co/J3qmkpuu4q

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

Well, well, well:

Join @Pink & send some ♥ to @BilldeBlasio for supporting an end to NYC's CRUEL horse drawn carriages! http://t.co/kNwV5PQ64c #TYDeBlasio

— PETA (@peta) March 17, 2014

Ah. Now it makes sense.

So in order for a groundhog to count we have to strap a carriage to them and run them down the street.. @peta

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

Also:

.@PETA.. I think @BillDeBlasio dropped her on purpose because it predicted more weeks of global cooling.. Can't have that. #FloodWallSt

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

You know what might’ve prevented this tragedy?

@redsteeze And it's a shame. We have been advocating for the use of a robot for years now: http://t.co/KpWnQXwkl7

— PETA (@peta) September 25, 2014

Now we’re talkin’!

.@peta I completely agree that a robot mayor would not have dropped and killed the groundhog. See now we're getting somewhere.

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

.@peta What does that say about Groundhog killer Bill DeBlasio if a robot can do his job better than him? #RaiseTheWage

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 25, 2014

We’d ask a groundhog to make a prediction, but, well, we don’t want to get him into trouble with de Blasio.

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/25/notmymarmotsmayor-redsteeze-torches-bill-de-blasio-peta-in-a-blaze-of-glory/



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