Snortworthy: David Shuster thinks Biden clinched the 2016 Democratic nomination

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http://twitter.com/#!/DavidShuster/status/256611184546025472

I once saw a guy masquerading as a journalist on @nbcnews .He now has a hilarious, comedy-filled twitter page called @davidshuster .Wow

— Thomas Galvin (@ThomasGalvin) October 12, 2012

Oh! Oh! Our aching sides! The hacktastic Shuster, relegated to the media basement that is Current TV, was apparently watching a different vice presidential debate than the rest of us. While Biden left many viewers unimpressed at best and thoroughly weirded-out and disgusted at worst, Shuster saw only rainbows and unicorns. His summary of the debate? “Biden schools Ryan.” No, really.

Annnd this is why someone is no longer on real TV MT @davidshuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in Big Way & Captured 2016 D Nomination

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) October 12, 2012

Are you insane? RT @davidshuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.

— RB (@RBPundit) October 12, 2012

Yes. Yes he is.

Put on your dunce cap, David, and prepare to get schooled yourself:

Hello. I’m a mite hysterical. RT @davidshusterBiden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 12, 2012

Apparently you were watching something else MT @davidshuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nom.

— Jason B. Whitman (@JasonBWhitman) October 12, 2012

@benshapiro @davidshuster Shorter Shuster: this crack pipe is making me thirsty.

— LeighPatrickSullivan (@LeighPatrick) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster @current Wow.Come join us in reality.You’re stuck in some Democrat’s wet dream

— Chris G (@ChrisGTweet) October 12, 2012

Also, cured cancer & invented time machine. MT @davidshuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Nomination.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 12, 2012

Is this a real thing? MT @davidshuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nom. current.com/items/93926431…

— Mike Whelan (@mikewhelanjr) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

— Jared Gebhardt (@JaredGebhardt) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster @currentthats the biggest laugh I had in almost 4 years!

— Robert Bornschein (@Sinatra1fan) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster were we watching the same debate?The one where Biden laughed and lied about Libya??

— MAK (@MargoKlos) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster if this true, why are people mad about Biden laughing all night. The future of this country is NO laughing matter, you fool

— David Norris (@davnor9) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster @current Do you have a fever?Biden looked like an angry, scary, unhinged freak.

— darlingdelilah (@darlingdelilah) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster Joe Biden was a jerk by any standard!!And the “standard” in this country presently is pretty low.

— Reagan W. Cheney (@Synovium) October 12, 2012

Smoking too much choom–> RT @davidshuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.

— Wes (@FTWes) October 12, 2012

@davidshusterDude. Get help. Or oxygen. The snorting, sneering, slurring bull was a major turn off to women voters. @jpodhoretz

— Jules (@juleslalaland) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster I think you need to put down the kool aid. Biden was total turn off to women. He was a big Class A jerk. Hurts big w/women.

— Carol McIlwain (@carolfoxlover) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster @currentStepping away from “journalism” and trying out your new comedy routine?

— Michelle Arseneault (@EmmaySays) October 12, 2012

@eyeluv2laff @rbpundit @davidshuster The factyou think you saw a smirking, laughing future President up there………says a lot. About u

— Brian Cates (@drawandstrike) October 12, 2012

@davidshuster with all due respect,what undecideds and soft voters will take from this debate is Biden not likable,style counts

— Robin Kovalevich (@Robin621k) October 12, 2012

Drugs are bad, MmmmKRT @davidshuster: Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, and Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.

— Brent (@brento76) October 12, 2012

You’re Fucking Nuts. Seek Professional Help. “@davidshuster Biden Schooled Ryan; Helped Obama in a Big Way, & Captured 2016 Dem Nomination.”

— Jared Roberts (@ShortGo) October 12, 2012

So … Biden 2016, huh? Gird your loins, everybody.

Good news, Democrats: According to @davidshuster, Joe Biden is now your 2016 nominee. NO, DON’T JUMP. IT’S NOT WORTH IT. SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 12, 2012

Heh.

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